Hello! Buenos dias! Bienvenu! Uh... swiggity swooty, Brosephs.

My name's Peter, an amateur-professional graphic artist, long-time Newgrounder, second-time member. I also respond to Pete, Grim, Dude, Man, and vague unspecified-grunts in my general direction. Makes things easy.

I mostly dabble in art and art-related shenanigans, ranging from adorably family-friendly to deplorably NSFW and plentiful fuel for numerous therapy sessions. So hey, there's a little something for everybody.

You can usually find my over at Twitter, or slouched over my desk at work imbibing generous quantities of caffeinated goodness while questioning my life decisions and my immediate-to-long-term future. Don't be shy! I'm too apathetic to bite.

Anyway, yeah! Welcome to my little corner of Newgrounds. Feel free to give me a nudge if you need anything. Hope you dig what I do, and that you have the mercy not to beat my already-fragile ego into an early grave on the off chance you don't. But I mean, c'mon, who'd be mean on the internet? Am I right?

...Guys?